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“In 18 years we’ll be empty nesters, honey.” – Jackie, Philadelphia, PA
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“In 18 years we’ll be empty nesters, honey.” – Jackie, Philadelphia, PA
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“There’s no worse fate for a hot dog than a hamburger bun.” – Clint, Chicago, IL
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“Do you accept bitcoin?” – Brian, Chicago, IL
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“It’s decaf.” – Chelsea, New York, NY
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“Babe-y Ruth do do do do do do” – Johnny, San Juan, PR
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“One more miss and we’re trapped here forever.” – Heather, Pittsburgh, PA
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“I have two rare loafers for the table.” – Cara, Pittsburgh, PA
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“I now see why people find this so appeeling.” – Eli, Washington, DC
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“Sorry, you’re gonna have to repeat that. The kids didn’t give me any ears.” – Clint, Chicago, IL
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“She had two left feet!” -Lesley, Cleveland, OH